Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas (10th Anniversary Edition)

'Hey there, guys. Would you like a banana?'
'What's wrong with you. Brian? You're a piranha.' Brian loves bananas. Trouble is, Brian's a piranha. And his friends aren't happy about his fondness for fruit. No, they're not happy at all ... From the #1 New York Times best-selling author comes one of the funniest and cheekiest books you'll ever read.